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SELLING: 1000 $WETCAT TOKENS FOR YOUR BEST ASCII ART
MUST BE CAT THEMED. NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. WILL THROW IN MY DOOM WADS.
MY CAT WALKED ON KEYBOARD AND NOW I OWN 50000 WETCAT
IS THIS BULLISH??? ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
PLS RESPOND BEFORE MOM PICKS UP PHONE
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WETCAT_WALLET_CRACKER_PRO.ZIP (DEFINITELY NOT A VIRUS)
ALSO TRADING RARE PEPES FOR WETCAT. 1:1000 RATIO
PS: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DELETE SYSTEM32?
ATTENTION USERS: STOP TRYING TO DOWNLOAD MORE RAM
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. ALSO THE FBI DEFINITELY
ISN'T MONITORING THIS BBS. CARRY ON.
-SYSOP (DEFINITELY NOT A FED)
WTB: GREEN PHOSPHOR MONITOR TO MATCH MY WETCAT GAINS
WTS: GIRLFRIEND (BARELY USED)
WTT: MY SOUL FOR MORE WETCAT
ALSO DOES ANYONE HAVE THE NEW DURAN DURAN TAPE?
GUYS I'M FROM THE FUTURE. WETCAT HITS $420.69 IN 2025
ALSO SOMETHING CALLED "BITCOIN" BUT WHO CARES
BUY NOW OR STAY POOR FOREVER
P.S. INVEST IN APPLE (THE FRUIT COMPANY LOL)
JUST HACKED INTO NASA AND REPLACED ALL IMAGES WITH WETCAT
MOON LANDING WAS FAKE BUT WETCAT LANDING WILL BE REAL
2600 FOREVER! CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS MY DAD!
CHECK OUT MY WETCAT ASCII:
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( o.o ) <-- EXTREMELY WET
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COMMISSIONS OPEN. 100 WETCAT PER CHARACTER
DOWNLOADING WETCAT_WHITEPAPER.TXT... 69% (2400 BAUD)